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fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011
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Fapaint

Faint while painting or fap while painting.
Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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by 7208118281 January 4, 2012
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Fwap

1. Describes almost accuratly the sound that wanking off makes.
2. the motion your arm makes when wanking off.
Mike: *FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAP*
by B to the R July 4, 2003
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fapalicious

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.
Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.
by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008
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fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.
dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino
by Macawesome November 27, 2013
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fapathy

I have had fapathy for a while now. I haven't touched my penis in four days.
by ULTRAMAGNETIC BASE-HEAD January 4, 2009
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Fapasaurous

The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions.

Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.

- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.

- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
The fapasaurous was found hunched in the corner
by Icecreaman - spirestone October 15, 2010
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