The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions.
Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.
- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.
- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.
- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.
- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
by Icecreaman - spirestone October 15, 2010
Get the Fapasaurous mug.Fupa-Saurus is a name commonly derived from a species of previously thought to be extinct creatures. Contrary to popular belief, the Fupasaurus originated in North America at a McDonalds location near you.The spread of the Fupasaurus has been epidemic in proportion. Most common signs of a Fupasaurus are extreme buldging Fupa, a fupa of biblical proportions, and the appearance of 2 monstrous bellies. A person who is referred to as a Fupasaurus is morbidly obese with a Fupa that is so extreme it has it's own zip code. Another trait is the amazing cottage cheese legs and hidden sandwiches contained under the rolls of flab. Apparently many are confused about it's existence, even those who carry the gene. When you are a Fupasaurus you believe you are still sexy. A true Fupasaurus wears spandex to reveal the beast's ugliness. This can be very disturbing for those who gaze upon the Fupasaurus. It is also believed that the Fupasaurus swallowed the #1 Fupapottamus in a fit of rage. Reasons for the anger at the Fupapottamus are currently not known but it is believed that the Fupasaurus was angry because the # 1 Fupapottamus was getting extremely large, possibly threatening it's territory. The Fupasaurus is an extremely territorial creature and will roll over anything in the way of the doughnut box. Please approach with caution for this creature is deadly!
Joanne at the distribution center is a Fupasaurus!
Holy crap, did you see Charlie shortshoulder get crushed in front of the doughnut box by that Fupasaurus!
Holy crap, did you see Charlie shortshoulder get crushed in front of the doughnut box by that Fupasaurus!
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These are the people with the worst possible FUPAS. They are usually large in size all around, but their FUPAS take center stage. The FUPA is the largest part on them. It usually sticks out a few feet from their body, and is weighed down so much it practically touches the ground. With a FUPA that large it also make their arms look extremely small in propotion to it. Making them walk around looking like a dinsaur.
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Get the Fagasaurus Rex mug.A prehistoric, and homosexual, reptile, which (for obvious reasons) is now exstinct. (is believed to have been a meat eater)
Barney is one hell of a fagasaurus
by andy May 28, 2004
Get the fagasaurus mug.1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency
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Get the faposaurus mug.The fupasaurus, more scientifically known as the fupasaurus rex is common to South America and now South Florida (Little South America). The fupasaurus rex is most likely evolved from the fupapotamus, which was once the most feared species in the fupa family. The fupasaurus was discovered by Mitin Patel one night in Ft Lauderdale. Mitin thought he had captured by elusive fupapotamus, but to his surprise(the next morning when it was too late), he discovered, named, and branded this new species.
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