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fenneling

To undertake a dispicable act.
'I caught the dirty little so-and-so fenneling the other day'.
by Clifford The Love Bunny December 4, 2004
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Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009
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Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008
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Funnylingus

The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.
"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."
by Seamaj March 17, 2009
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Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.
"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.
by Red283 August 1, 2016
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Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus
Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!
by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020
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