Fuckstachio

Thick mustache on adult male dripping with pussy juice serving as a facial air freshener.

Even though Michael farted, he could not smell it due to his fuckstachio.

by Old Man Blue Balls April 29, 2011

Fuckmash

Noun- A clusterfuck of parts, mashed together in the hopes of whatever it is, works.

"It never gets old working on Mooseknuckles (Jermey's) fuckmash." - Junior Blythe

by Appalachian Street Jesus February 5, 2026

[fucksmack]

Whilst having sex doggy style, these are the slaps the man puts onto his partners ass.

Lets go to bed so I can do you doggy and fucksmack your ass.

by John Kev November 2, 2008

fuckbash

wacking your dick inside of the girls pussy

hey eddie i fuckbashed your girl last night it was fucking heaven

by jpizzle in ya pussy April 23, 2017

fucksmackatry

Fucksmackatry is an additive defining something that a fucksmack does.

Damn, that bitch blocked me from seeing her Snapchat story. That’s some fucksmackatry.

by Lamaow February 6, 2018

fucklash

n. Injury incurred in the course of intercourse often at the point of ecstatic release but not uncommonly associated with unexpected structural failure of bedroom furniture.

Just as I was approaching the VINEGAR STROKE (see Vinegar Stroke) the back of the sofa snapped off my head flew forward and as we landed on the floor I suffered FUCKLASH. I was off work for four days!

by Froud March 8, 2020

fuckmachine

This is the legend in the bed:
My friend Herman, fucking alot of girls with his insanly small penis.
He’s reminding me of a Norwegian legend named Paul Jefferson who imigrated from the United States to fuck girls 24/7/365
HEPP HEPP!

Hey do you know the fuckmachine?
Girl: Yes, its Herman

by Faktaguden November 22, 2021