fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing

My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.

by JustV August 22, 2014

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flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

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fuckits

a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards

I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.

by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008

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Fuckfizzle

A dude that starts out strong and hard, but becomes limp before the business is done.

Girl, he was a fuckfizzle! He put 10 inches in me and 2 minutes later it was 3 inches of dead dick. He ain't even cum before it got all soft and shit.

by Betdog November 9, 2012