Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

findling

the act of being the best one in bed, make all the girls/guys want a turn with you, and you make a shea look like nothing

person:1 wow she was a shea last nite!

person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!

person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that

by ifondlezgirls July 12, 2010

fondle stripe

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

Toe-Butt Fondle

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.

Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"

by RagTags December 26, 2010

fondle

touch/cuddle/stroke/played/handled/pet/caress with affection and sexual intentions

-They fondled each other all night long
-Fondle me!

by Superific Sheepie June 7, 2005

fredley

Noun. A fried medley of pub fare such as mozzarella sticks, potato skins, wings and anything else that can battered, deep-fried, thrown on a serving platter and eaten without utensils. Often consumed with pitchers of beer.

The waitress recommended the fredley for an appetizer, reminding them that antacids can be purchased at the bar.

by Warmpocket July 22, 2010

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009