Definitions by nolawalking

Louisiana Ant Farm 

The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.

I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!

Louisiana Ant Farm by nolawalking March 5, 2009

Illinois Toddler Fondle 

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

Illinois Toddler Fondle by nolawalking February 24, 2009