.fortune

.fortune, a name cheat for Halo: Combat Evolved. Enter the name to recieve a random message.

Enter .fortune as a profile name in the original Halo.

by .fortune June 16, 2008

Fontanese

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.

Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.

by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013

fortune 500 mind

People with Fortune 500 minds are phenom's and run empires. You have the street smart type like Big Meech, Jay z, LOX, Nas, SUBZERO GROOVE, El Chapo, Jeezy, E40, BIGGIE, TUPAC, and are grade A upper echelon Puppet Masters similar to the Godfather™© how the manipulate the strings and control with impetuous Power behind the scenes. Then you have the legal book smart legal types like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Oprah, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, the Shark Tank ™© Moguls.

Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)

People with Fortune 500 minds are geniuses and are useless the most wealthiest people on the planet cause they're planning execution and strategies are impeccable and second to none bar applause!

by Insurrection February 14, 2019

fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/

Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

fortune cookie

An Asian girl's pussy.

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.

by P. Galore January 23, 2004