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Fontanese 

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.
I wish I could speak Fontanese.
Fontanese by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010
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fontabuse 

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.
Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"
fontabuse by ajd420 November 7, 2006

Fentanese 

When 2 or more fentanyl addicts are in their natural habitat (usually a shack) and using said fentanyl and their language suddenly becomes incoherent to the human ear BUT they all know what each other is saying without question and yet no one else but a fentanyl addict will understand
The 3 down addicts were standing around a dumpster speaking fentanese
Fentanese by Trap Queen "D" May 2, 2023
A really chill guy that jokes around and has different talents
Man, the bartender is a real Fontane bruh
fontane by Callmetaco August 11, 2015

Devon Fontane 

A guy in our computer apps class....he wears band t-shirts everyday...
"Devon Fontane is going out with a really hot girl who greg wants real bad."
Devon Fontane by Robby H. October 18, 2004

Fontones 

(Fon-Tan-Ez) Badass puertorican hippies that drive beetles and run really fast. probably the prettiest people ever and are tight with jesus. YEA YEAAAAAAA
1) (NOUN) You don't have a chance with that girl, thats a FONTONES.

2) (Adj.) He got all FONTONES on his ass.

3) (VERB) Lets go FONTONES him up yo.

Fontanella

Someone who is alright…. But just not quite a Deering.
Hey bro you see that girl over there?

Yeah bro she’s alright, she’s a Fontanella. She ain’t no Deering.
Fontanella by TheDeering April 7, 2021
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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