Fontanese 

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

Fontanese by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

fontabuse 

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.

Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"

fontabuse by ajd420 November 7, 2006

Fentanese 

When 2 or more fentanyl addicts are in their natural habitat (usually a shack) and using said fentanyl and their language suddenly becomes incoherent to the human ear BUT they all know what each other is saying without question and yet no one else but a fentanyl addict will understand

The 3 down addicts were standing around a dumpster speaking fentanese

Fentanese by Trap Queen "D" May 2, 2023

fontane

A really chill guy that jokes around and has different talents

Man, the bartender is a real Fontane bruh

fontane by Callmetaco August 11, 2015

Devon Fontane 

A guy in our computer apps class....he wears band t-shirts everyday...

"Devon Fontane is going out with a really hot girl who greg wants real bad."

Devon Fontane by Robby H. October 18, 2004

Fontones 

(Fon-Tan-Ez) Badass puertorican hippies that drive beetles and run really fast. probably the prettiest people ever and are tight with jesus. YEA YEAAAAAAA

1) (NOUN) You don't have a chance with that girl, thats a FONTONES.

2) (Adj.) He got all FONTONES on his ass.

3) (VERB) Lets go FONTONES him up yo.

Fontones by Ashley the Fontones June 11, 2008

Fontanella

Someone who is alright…. But just not quite a Deering.

Hey bro you see that girl over there?

Yeah bro she’s alright, she’s a Fontanella. She ain’t no Deering.

Fontanella by TheDeering April 7, 2021