flabber dabbid

when you are about to sneeze and you accidentally shove a tooth brush up your butt

aww shit MOM i accidentally just flabber dabbid again, Ill get the oil.

by Hobart Spanks June 15, 2018

Flabbered

Flabbered is a word that you use when describing something you love.

omg her shirt looks good! she flabbered today!

by mattybrap August 31, 2020

Flabbering

Flabbering: The action of thrashing madly about whilst letting any loose bits of skin (e.g. foreskin, cheeks, thighs) flap independently.

Jones was Flabbering on the deck of the ship.

by FuckMeInTheAssLikeAPhoque July 18, 2022

flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 20, 2021

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabber

Another word for blubber

Fat people have a lot of flabber on them

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Flabbers

Another name for a woman's labia/lips. Especially ones that are extra meaty and/or juicy.

Holy Smokes! Did you see the chunky flabbers on the gal?

by Buck Dutton August 18, 2022