Fido

The name of a hobbit like creature who's short in stature and very hairy.

Although Fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it.

Commonly found near woodland.

A: "Dude, what was that hairy thing that just called you a dick?"

B: "It was just a Fido."

A: "I wanna be friends with it!"

B: "Me too!"

by Rockstar77 October 31, 2011

Fidoodle

Anything, everything, and nothing at all

Oh Fidoodle, she just shot him.
Look at his fidoodle.
don't Fidoodle that!

by TROPICALPUMKIN February 2, 2009

FUDOW

1)A very large joint usually rolled in 2 or 3 zig zag oranges consisting of an 8th ounce or more.
2)A fatty.

You ready to smoke this fudow.
Holy shit dude,you rolled a FUDOW!

by Joe Strange December 7, 2003

fidouchiary

The appalling behavior of a douche-bag

Leon: "That mother fucker just cut me off"

Laney: "I know that was some fidouchiary shit"

by PolaroidPrincess September 10, 2011

Fido lick

When a girl smears her vagina in peanut butter, and then lets her dog lick it off.

Hey did you hear about the girl who got a Fido lick?

No, I'm not into that kind of stuff.

by 74826748 April 9, 2014

Fido

Fidel Castros nickname.

Eeeyy Fido, wazzup! U wanna hang a bit bro?

by Karlsson October 26, 2006

Findow

Fake Window

like you cant get out of the room when the cops show up cause the dude has findows

the windows does not open and your trapped

Cops: FREEZE!!!
US: OH SHIT DROP THE FUCKING DRUGS!!!
Random dude: OH SHIT THIS MUFFKKA GOT FINDOWS WE FUCKED!!!
US: SHIT GET THE GUN!

here come come the folice know we got the findows, we pulled out the funn filled em with the fullets

by new, Dirty Dog May 30, 2006