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fecteration

A condition of being fecterated.
Fecteration will doom the world!
by aspric November 5, 2006
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ORAL FELLATIO

Sharon performed oral fellatio on all the guys at the party. Kelly said Sharon is just in love with sucking cocks.
by got trophy head November 27, 2009
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Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.
I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.
by SciNerd March 12, 2010
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United Federation Of Planets

The Organization to which the Borg think it is only ever neccessary to send one Cube at a time to assimilate, even if it fails every time.
ST first contact (at Earth, attacking the United Federation of Planets); "One cube has entered visual range. Speed warp 9 point..."
ST voy (In Delta Quadrant); They swarmed our system - Hundreds of Cubes.
by Hyperbeing December 18, 2005
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courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005
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felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.
Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.
by Jorge December 16, 2004
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auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.
Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.
by the other theo June 27, 2004
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