Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

Fashtag

Pronounced: Fash-tag
The process of pointlessly using a hashtag on facebook even though it serves no real purpose.

Someone whom fashtags often could be reffered to as a fashtagger or dickhead.

Facebook friends status:
Omg, I had such a radical time at the partay, lols. So much funnsies. Gettin hammered wiv friends #yoloright

*thinks to self* freakin Fashtaggers...

by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

fashtabulous

brooklyn gilmore

Brooklyn is fashtabulous and Stefano is not.

by fabshtag December 23, 2013

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

fashtag

Proof that /pol/ has run out of ideas.

"Hey guys, let's turn the hashtag into a hate symbol, we'll call it...THE FASHTAG!" - Some loser in his basement

by The Glorious Lobster Emperor May 29, 2019

fasstacular

An adjective when you see an ass so fat that it stuns you out of your mind.

Holy shit, look at the science teacher, she has one fasstacular ass!

by w00tmongrel July 14, 2005

fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

by Amundy90 December 9, 2015