fatist

Someone who discriminates against people who are fat

John : "Fat people should not be allowed on public transport!"
Jane : "John don't be such a fatist.."

by iAreSmart January 19, 2006

Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

Fagtistic

1. Fag and Fantastic

2. Doing something that is just so faggity but fantastic at the same time

"You.Are.The. Biggest. fucking fagtistic bitch in the world"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"

"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"

by Chicken123123321 July 2, 2016

Fartist

fart•ist
/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.

He was an escape fartist.

by roguemaiden December 13, 2016

fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.

A toilet seat picture frame.

by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005

fattist

Someone Predjudiced against Fat People.
Or who feels detested at the sight of these sores upon the eye, who feel it is pish these bastards cost us our taxes to pay for their treatment for cholestorol on the NHS when all they need is to spend a week with some starving africans.Who continually whinge about there weight and do nothing about it and who where revealing close when they should be locked away.

"aww rank" Man Upon Spotting a Fatty on the bus

"Your Fattist you bastard" Fatty says to man

"No I think you'll find ur the Fattest" Man On Bus

by trubru91 February 4, 2007

Fartist

A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.

The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.

Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.

by JimmyCreature May 18, 2014