Fatuated

When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.

"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"

by indianreservation September 3, 2016

Gender Factuality Paradox

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

Factual Faggot

A person who is in fact a faggot.

Grahm touched Andrews dick while reciting poetry, he is a factual faggot.

by Samenametwice August 28, 2018

Factuation

A Straight Juicy Fact! Can’t get any more true than the fact itself.

“Woahhhh Val that was some intense FACTUATION, that’s sooo true it’s just facts!”

by CalVarie 🍌🧸 January 2, 2021

quite factual

When something is quite factual, so factual that you use this phrase

Is 1+1 2?
Quite Factual.

by The Fat Duck October 5, 2021

factual inaccuracies

Fancy lies

His factual inaccuracies made the hifalutin ugly ladies swoon.

by ReallyUglyGirl May 12, 2017

was not intended to be a factual statement

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.

Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.

by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011