facehump

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.

"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."

by harryman712 April 12, 2005

Facebuzz

The thrill you get when you log onto the popular social-networking site Facebook and see a red square showing recent notifications. The height of the facebuzz is equal to the number of notifications displayed. Unfortunately this can be followed by the Facecrash when you find out that almost all of the notifications are from rubbish apps or people you haven’t spoken to for six years voting to 'like this'

Tom: "Dude, I've got like 14 notifications today, this is a total Facebuzz"

Dave: "No way, you're the man..."

Tom: "Oh no, they're just 14 thumbs up to my status saying 'Chuck Norris is my dad'"

Dave: "Gutted, total Facecrash!"

by Phased Reality May 12, 2009

facefuck

to stick your dick inside one's mouth and repeatedly jab it down their throat.

I want to facefuck Joe Contreras.

by corpse grinder July 11, 2003

Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

Facedump

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

by The Lyon March 7, 2009

faceduck

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

by ajf541 January 1, 2011

faceu

Your faceu is your face-u

Oh my faceu dirty water! Is what J-Hope would say if he got water on his face.

by Vminkook354 May 11, 2018