Facebuzz

The thrill you get when you log onto the popular social-networking site Facebook and see a red square showing recent notifications. The height of the facebuzz is equal to the number of notifications displayed. Unfortunately this can be followed by the Facecrash when you find out that almost all of the notifications are from rubbish apps or people you haven’t spoken to for six years voting to 'like this'

Tom: "Dude, I've got like 14 notifications today, this is a total Facebuzz"

Dave: "No way, you're the man..."

Tom: "Oh no, they're just 14 thumbs up to my status saying 'Chuck Norris is my dad'"

Dave: "Gutted, total Facecrash!"

Facebuzz by Phased Reality May 12, 2009

facepuzzle 

To describe a feeling of longing and attraction to ones face. To complete ones face.

Erik: "I don't know, I just really like her facepuzzle."

facepuzzle by Christ of Cubes January 29, 2009

Facebizzle 

A slang term for Facebook, using the conjugation rule for the suffix izzle to refer to Facebook in a cooler way than the standard "Facebook".

Mike: "Hey, did you see that hottie we met at the pool the other day accepted my Friend request?"

Hunt: "Nah, I ain't been on Facebizzle in a coupla weeks, yo!"

Facebizzle by intrizzle June 14, 2011