Facebuzz

The thrill you get when you log onto the popular social-networking site Facebook and see a red square showing recent notifications. The height of the facebuzz is equal to the number of notifications displayed. Unfortunately this can be followed by the Facecrash when you find out that almost all of the notifications are from rubbish apps or people you haven’t spoken to for six years voting to 'like this'

Tom: "Dude, I've got like 14 notifications today, this is a total Facebuzz"

Dave: "No way, you're the man..."

Tom: "Oh no, they're just 14 thumbs up to my status saying 'Chuck Norris is my dad'"

Dave: "Gutted, total Facecrash!"

by Phased Reality May 12, 2009