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explodejob

A blowjob in which its greatness in feeling is comparable to that of a nuclear explosion.
Jesse: Yo did you hear about the blowjob that Charlie received in that closet? I heard it was crazy...

Danny: Yo that wasn't just crazy, that bitch that gave it was DESTRUCTIVE and VICIOUS. I know, cuz I videotaped that shit. That bitch gave him a EXPLODEJOB!
by xdanizzlex August 1, 2008
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My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"
Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...
by Spec17 January 5, 2013
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pound and explode

To fist bump, immediately followed by opening your hand completely in an explosion-like manner.
After Dan and Steve fist bump

Dan: That was weak brozay.
Steve: Why?
Dan: You gotta pound and explode.
by bmazz88 August 1, 2010
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Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.
Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.
by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018
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esplode

A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."
"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."
by HugeBreasticle March 16, 2006
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emplode

Emplode is not a word. The opposite of implode is explode.
I hope you've never used the word "emplode" in a conversation, matticas.
by Nomen Nescio January 27, 2008
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chode explode

A sex act when a male or female motorboats one's chode.
Betty gave me the chode explode last night!!!
by bojangles905 September 21, 2008
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