Dwayne 

He’s short and goofy sometimes a clown but a good person even tho he’s dumbahh but a W manz still my son

Dwayne so short

Dwayne by Jmandagoattt July 16, 2025

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh

Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

Dwayne The Wok Johnson by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021

Dwayne De Satge 

He is a scary man that will eat you for dinner if you let him. he is like his cousin Ezekiel and likes to flog black kids. Thats Dwanye De Satge for you

Oh no, it is Dwayne De Satge . He will murk us if we don't run away like little children.

Dwayne De Satge by marzy_ February 24, 2020

Dwayne Bowe 

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.

Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.

Dwayne Bowe by iceman23567 November 17, 2010

Dwayne No Wade Boi

Another way to say “There ain’t no way”

Origin: This came to life by people mishearing duragduke’s pronunciation of “There ain’t no way boy”

Random person: My cat just ate my goldfish

You: Dwayne No Wade Boi. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh.

Dwayne No Wade Boi by N0T_ July 11, 2021

Dwayne Johnson 

An extremely large bowel movement, or verb describing the production of said bowel movement. Named as a metaphor for the quality of Dwayne Johnson's (aka "The Rock") acting performance.

as a noun: "Holy crap, who left that giant Dwayne Johnson in my toilet it, it's gonna clog it up".
as a verb "Oh man, you seriously did not just Dwayne Johnson all over my shirt."

Dwayne Johnson by sempr549 February 22, 2010

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

dwayne 'the john' rockson by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017