Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

by concise32 January 13, 2009

Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.

Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"

by Dylanslove June 10, 2010

douchle

Someone who is a total dumbass

"Derick is such a douchle"

by B January 6, 2005

douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006

Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

Douchineer

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.

He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!

by JBroms June 18, 2011