Dissues

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

by Calymonkey July 22, 2016

Disquiparant

from The Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia. Belonging to a disquiparance. n. An object so related to a second that the latter is in a different relation to it. Thus, a husband is a disquiparant, a spouse an equiparant.

a husband is a disquiparant, a spouse an equiparant

by Lookup23 April 3, 2018

Diquesuk Erectus

Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".

I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!

by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021

Dishues

A mental disorder that prevents a person from doing their fair share of the dishes.

"How come Matt never does any of the fucking dishes?".

"He has dishues dude".

"Well, he can just move the fuck out then".

by TheJiggaJigga November 26, 2013

Dìquè

That fancy type of dick that will have a bitch tapping.

That nigga said he tryna dick me down. Told his bitch ass I only take dìquè.

by Shit_is_weird November 28, 2018

Dique

A noun referring to 'classy' dick. Typically referred to by upper-class suburban women and wannabe sugar baby s. Can be pronounced 'deek' or 'dih-qwuh' .

Hortensia only attended the Ohio millionaires' club to get some high-class dique.

by Laines September 10, 2016

disqualification

deprivation of the right to win or participate because of violation of rules, etc.

dumbass: i got a disqualification for the darwin awards because i didn't die. i should have got one for rendering myself unable to reproduce and pass on my genes, though.

non-dumbass: HOW FUCKING PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE THAT YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR A DARWIN AWARD?

by h0e hUm January 2, 2010