Dicknog

Ejaculate; semen

I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.

by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010

Dickjob

1: (verb) - To stop, interfere, or otherwise interrupt someone and their goals or intentions.

(Also see Cockblock)

"I was all up on this bitch...until this dude came over and just dickjobed me."

by Suo & Jay April 25, 2008

Dicknold

a player who goes by the name Dicknold is a teamkiller in online games such as Battlefield 2. Also spamming the radio and being on the arab team is most common for this player.

The road to jalalabad is his favorite map

- Dicknold stood in the way of a teamplayers tank and punished the player for a team kill.

- Dicknold plants C4 under an unaware teammate sniper and detonates the explosives so the player falls to his death regardless of friendly fire being disabled.

- Dicknold gets permabanned for too many teamkills.

- Dicknold changes his name to fagnold.

Dicknold posts messages on the carried away "ramming stomach" can be found on google.

waff.. Woo bad!

by Pignold May 3, 2008

dicknbeans

dicknbeans :

another word for two scorchingly hot guys joining forces to slay a large quantity of girls at pyramid rock festival. destoying what was a nice box is now a ten month old snack box from kfc.

"looks like dicknbeans are ruining our chances again"

by mutton bop November 19, 2011

Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

by The dick nob November 30, 2018

dickjob

somoeone whos being a total asshole

god hes being such a dickjob

by mak October 25, 2003

dicknooty

Dick. Nut. and Booty

It smells like dicknooty in here. Yes someone had their penis in someones' ass.

by malloymeboy February 22, 2008