a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.

"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."

Dickjob by Hans Kupholder May 13, 2009

Dickjob

When two males rub their dicks together and whoever cums first is pronounced gay.

Dude, Dillon was giving @310beats a dickjob, and Dillon came first, so he's now gay!

Dickjob by 310meats June 7, 2018

Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

Dick Job by jim6471 April 13, 2021

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026