dickslexia

the failure to participate in oral sex

"i got back with nigel last night, but when things started to get a bit frisky, he told me his dickslexia was back.
I was not happy" :|

by Rebecca Davies March 4, 2008

dickslexia

Dickslexia Dicks-lexia = is an intense euphoric state of being caused by multiple full body orgasms.

symtoms of dickslexia; temporary loss of lower extremities, shortness of breath, rapid pulse, paralysis, and hyperventilation. Some other temporary side effects of dickslexia include, difficulty standing, sitting, breathing, and performing basic motor functions. An episode of dickslexia can last from a few moments up to one week in extreme situations. Subject will be spent from orgasmic convulsions, and at a loss for words. My girl had dickslexia so bad she could't stand up or sit down for twenty minutes.

by Root 66 October 3, 2009

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

dickslexia

1.Confusion of the penis, when it has difficulty with performing normal functions
2.Also used as a general insult

1.So it's just you and Jean-Luc tonight Brenda?
No, he's come down with dickslexia

2. HAHAHA, you have dyslexia!
At least i'm not DICKSLEXIC like you, Keith

by Ralph loves Martin December 9, 2008

Dicklema

A dicklema is defined as a dilemma but in another hypothetical aspect of the spectrum under the hypothesis of the mathematical biology behind dick. Thank you
Nah im kidding dicklema is a dilemma u just say dick in front.

Girl: bro i got a dicklema rn
Person: oh shit what happened

by dagagapancake69 May 24, 2023

Dicklerious

The euphoric and delirious feeling one gets after being sexed by dick and most likely having multiple orgasms all night.

"I can't concentrate at work today because I'm too dicklerious from the vast amount of penis I received last night."

by Mango_McGee January 14, 2014

Dicklesnart

when you be snartin' cock my dude.

"Did you know that Jennifer committed the act of Dicklesnart?"
"What the Fuck"

by sugglenarder April 5, 2021