by Melong January 6, 2009
Get the dicksneeze mug.A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.
A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
by kleptonin April 25, 2004
Get the Charles Dickens mug.The masterful art of using your mind to control an erection thereby, avoiding embarrassment. One must however note that dicknesis can only be practiced by individuals with an IQ of 115 and above.
Dude, after Mary-Ann sat on me with that luscious ass, I had to use dicknesis to avoid revealing how horny I was.
by juvenylle September 28, 2010
Get the dicknesis mug.Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
Get the Dickensian Bowtie mug.One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
by dickensfreak February 18, 2011
Get the Charles Dickens mug.The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.
They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.
by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010
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Tommy NEVER picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has dicknesia and she doesn't rag on him.
by Lady Cupcake September 11, 2009
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