dicknesis
The masterful art of using your mind to control an erection thereby, avoiding embarrassment. One must however note that dicknesis can only be practiced by individuals with an IQ of 115 and above.
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dickless trap
Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022
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Dicknotised
When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014
dickless
dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003
Dickmeister
Penelope:
That guy's a complete dick
Simon:
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
That guy's a complete dick
Simon:
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010
dickless wonder
A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.
dickless wonder by Yanni DC July 9, 2006
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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