dial up rile up 

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.

He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.

dial up rile up by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005

Dial-Up Modem 

A computer that requires a telephone line to communicate to another machine on the other side and do a data transfer, often times connected to a PC for use

Person 1 (An newbie): "The Dial-Up modem made weird sounds while I waited for it to connect to the Internet....."

Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."

Dial-Up Modem by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

The Dial-up 

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

The Dial-up by Lupussong August 22, 2019

drunk dial-up 

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

drunk dial-up by Ringheezy February 22, 2009

worse than dial-up 

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

worse than dial-up by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017

on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."

on dial-up by B. Senior July 4, 2007

High Speed Dial Up 

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

High Speed Dial Up by 50% Cat November 17, 2011