Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

Olivia loves Darcy more

It’s as simple as it seems, Olivia loves Darcy more. In every way shape or form, Olivia can’t stop herself from loving Darcy. It’s scientifically proven that her love is greater and there’s no doubt about that.

Olivia: I love you.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.

Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.

by SomeRandomAnonWithNoLife December 6, 2019

Mr Darcy

From Jane Austen's Pride and the Predjudice. The perfect storybook man next to prince charming.

He's intellegent & witty, Mysterious & Sensitive, & head over heels for her.

I want my own Mr Darcy

by bex h January 18, 2009

Darryl Perry

An older gentleman that is :
a womaniser

Loves a sugar mumma

Thinks they’re an alpha when there more gamma or gammy
Always a victim, even when they’re the cause of current circumstances.

Ahh chic that geezer is a right Darryl Perry

by Unapologetically truthful July 23, 2018

Darrel Curtis

A 20 year old greaser from the 1960's novel The Outsiders. Darrel or "Darry" is the older brother of Ponyboy and Sodapop. He takes the role of the adult in their home because their parents died in a car accident. He truly loves Pony and Soda, but shows it by being stern and protective only because he doesn't want Pony and Soda to be moved to a boy's home. He is 6'2 and very muscular. It is mentioned he looks exactly like his late dad, but with different eyes. Ponyboy describes his eyes as "two pieces of pale blue green ice". He looks older than he is. Darry is also the unofficial leader of the gang. Darry also is really smart and is very athletic. He also really wants Pony to go to college because he and Soda missed out on that bright opportunity. Darrel does want to go back to college but won't because he doesn't have the money and because he doesn't want to leave Ponyboy and Sodapop alone.

*Credits to the Outsiders Wiki*
*I DON'T OWN ANY OF THIS*

You're so tall and strong and have nice hair, like Darrel Curtis.

by Jaladdin May 15, 2015

Darby Crash it

v. to cover up a mistake when singing by moaning, groaning, or mumbling gibberish over said mistake until you can continue singing the song normally.

The definition is named after Darby Crash (R.I.P.), the vocalist for The Germs. Darby is know for his gravelly voice AND for his incoherent mumbling in his songs.

"Darby Crashing it" usually only works for music genres such as punk when chaotic and improvised sounding vocals are the most appreciated. "Darby Crashing it" is really helpful with keeping time and energy with the song w/o being obvious that you FORGOT THE WORDS TO YOUR OWN SONG.

-Dude, did you remember the lyrics to our songs?

-Crap man, I forgot to go over them

-Shit! Man people are gonna be pissed if you just freeze during the set

-Nah, man its cool. I'll just Darby Crash it.

by Mr. Dagger June 5, 2009

dariyah

Beautiful. Smart. And Intelligent. She doesn't care what haters say and won't let them come her way. She makes friends easily and is a social media freak. She says what ever she has to say.

DaRiyah gets everyone's attention!

by crazygal6767 May 20, 2018