CuntSlice

A person that is beyond irritating, somebody who has no brain, and is very hideous.

stop being such a cuntslice!

by hoewhahawoew July 20, 2010

Cuntfident

A woman confident in the knowledge that her lady garden is aesthetically pleasing.

Having spent some time in the women's naked spa, she was feeling very cuntfident.

by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016

cuntacide

The act of unsuccessfully attempting to take one's life. The cuntacide attempt is typically a pathetic ploy for attention by someone wildly unpopular and mean (i.e. a cunt).

Damn, can you believe Jennifer pulled a cuntacide in Ohio at a sweepstakers convention?

by Krys666 July 20, 2007

cuntiliner

A Cuntiliner acts as a female support during her menstral cycle. The cuntliner acts as a sponse absorbing any nasties that may otherwise seep through, down the skirt and onto their shoes.

Man, she left her old cuntiliner in the toilet and didn't flush!

by Bob bob bob, bob June 11, 2009

Cuntcident

Being a cunt "accidentally" on purpose

Susan was out to dinner, she gossiped the whole time so I had a cuntcident moment!

If you're a bitch I can be a real cuntcident.

Dont make me be a cuntcident

by Dragonfly987654321 August 21, 2016

cuntsideration

When your vagina is considering its options.
Such as sex.

Gina: Would you let Brad finger you?
Lily: I'll take that into cuntsideration.

by ezzy153 June 27, 2016

Cuntshine

Home-made vagina, commonly brewed in Russia.

Dave: What is that?

Brad: A bucket load of cuntshine.

by ermwhy June 17, 2012