cumbustrophy

If someone aggressively cumbusts all over the place.

After the cumbustrophy, the cum was everywhere.

by Tepovation March 19, 2022

cumburn

when you ejaculate and your penis is burning so you sit on the toilet waiting to piss.

"i was fucking a girl last night and it went shit"
"you have cumburn?"
"yeah"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" April 9, 2016

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!

Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.

by Glee sucks October 23, 2009

personal cumdump

A person who takes loads and loads of cum from a particualr partner.

That Mel is pretty cute. Too bad Cashman says she's his personal cumdump.

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

Cumdumpster

A high-capacity sperm recepticle.
Preferably living.

Beth is such a cumdumpster.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

cumfumble

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.

"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"

by keatsway August 19, 2008

cumbucha

When you collect cum into a jar and save it until it turns into a brown liquid resembling the look of kombucha.

I nutted into a jar where I keep my cumbucha.

by soliloqt November 2, 2018