Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

Cunalinguini

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Bread Munching.

The only way Jose can get his dick to rise is through Cunalinguini. He loves to lick that yeast!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

Canalingus

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.

"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."

by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014

cunnlingus

a myth, something that is only heard of never done, act of pleasuring a woman orally

Once Upon a Time, a man performed cunnlingus on a woman....

by winn November 20, 2003

cumilingus

The act of performing cunnilingus either on someone who has recently been creampied or with cum in your mouth

The three-way porn video ended with cum-swapping and cumilingus.

by AgentColdShadow October 31, 2020

cunalungus

doin the deed....
muff diving

damn i dont wanna do cunulungas on her roast beef tonight

by bill March 13, 2003

hippie cunilingus

Performing oral sex on a woman while being high or getting high on pot, salvia, LSD, or acid

Man1: hey babe you wanna have sex?
Woman: no I'd rather get high while you eat me out
Man: oh you mean hippie cunilingus

by Gingagon June 23, 2014