crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

by X-T-C October 2, 2017

Crotchie

A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.

He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!

by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017

Crotchlet

Chocolate that has landed on or very close to somebody's crotch, leaving them the only one able to eat it.

Paul: "Hey, have some chocolate!" *Throws chocolate*
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"

by AeonSummoner April 1, 2009

Crotchky

The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.

Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.

by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

crotches

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.

by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018