crotchtagger

A obsessive compulsive disorder which is when a person (generally a guy) that tags all the females on facebook around their crotch area.

Sophie: I was wearing that tight aerobics suit when tjark took that picture that later he crotchtagged me on facebook.

Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.

by TMTMTMTMTM June 3, 2009

Crotchtafarian

A portmanteau of crotch and Rastafarian.

1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.

2) The practice of such braiding.

Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'

Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'

pubic braiding pubes manscaping

by Dendraxo August 11, 2013

crotcheral

The region around a mans penis and testicles. Also known as the crotch region.

"I've got a really odd pain in my crotcheral region."

by Mrenigma1122 August 21, 2017

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

critchett

Refers to a female private area.

Don't forget to wipe your critchett.

by Anonymous_VP2 July 24, 2022

crotchety

Bill Nye in an airport.

"Bill was looking so old and angry, well old isn't the right word-"
"Crotchety."
"Yeah, crotchety"

by MerBudd March 15, 2023