Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 16, 2020

Cronch

The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.

I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.

by FloofGremlin January 30, 2023

Cronch

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021

Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"

1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches

by stocktonslap February 08, 2024

Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.

"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."

by CronchMaster3000 September 14, 2024

cronch titty

When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty

Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!

by duckymunchycrunchy October 09, 2021

cronch flict

A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend

My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict

by cronch November 24, 2014