crobone

someone who shares the characteristics of a Douche. Eg) excesive amounts of hair wax and or gell, believes wearing beads makes them look more masquline.

THe word crobone derives from the ancient egyptian word Croboneiusem. pronounced Crow-bone-ee-us-em. which the egyptian peasent used to call fellow egyptians who used to much hair gell.

"Hey pauly that kids got a lot of wax in his hair and those beads are awfully distracting"

"yeah, what a crobone"

by talbatross November 17, 2009

Crobate

This word means piece of shit.

Quit doing that and put that down you fucking Crobate!

by B U Z Z M A N November 4, 2007

crobbies

A combination of the words 'crafts' and 'hobbies.'

She is into all sorts of crobbies: quilting, woodworking, jewelry making, scrapbooking.

by Craft Master August 19, 2008

crober

Crazy sober. Usually happens when you really want to get wasted but can't find drugs.

Graham Baskett couldn't find a tro, so he'll be crober all night.

by brandoniscool May 28, 2005

Crobface

An ugly person

Bro look at Dave, He's such a Crobface
Yeah, I know. Such a Crobby boy.

by buddybanana February 12, 2022

Crobbly

A word that means everything, unless in the context of crobbly. In which case it means nothing.

You're such a crobbly

by Prince.oftheuniverse August 7, 2023

Animal crobis

Another name for Animal Crossing

Person 1: “Wanna play animal crobis?”
Person 2: “Yeah sure.”

by Bununabununa November 7, 2020