craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

crimetarded

doing crime just for the hell of doing the crime. and then laughing when you get caught. like a retard.

Tyler you need to stop pick pocketting. One of these times they're gonna catch your ass! god your so crimetarded!

by penis enlargement August 31, 2010

creeptarded

rareling and meat pie.

we are so creeptarded.

by sikeeeee August 4, 2007

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

Criptard

It’s being a retard but your a cripple instead of being autistic

Billy is a criptard

by Apples Apples October 31, 2019

cristaudo

Cristaudo is an old legend who was killed in battle, but as death became of him he had cast an ancient spell in which whom had ever possesses the name Cristaudo would be a charming handsome god to the ladies and was cursed every full moon to become a werewolf.

Gosh that Cristaudo is really something in bed.

by The pacifier April 6, 2017

cristaria

a beautiful girl with strong intelligent instincts. she never lets little things bother her and is liked my many people. very unique and doesn’t realize it sometimes and wants to be like everyone else. very smart with a long future upon her.

boy 1: did you see her??
boy 2: yea that’s cristaria!
boy 1: i’m going to go talk to her!
boy 2: you’ll never get her man,
boy1: ig ur right...

by Cristaria December 21, 2017