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Tea With Creamer

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This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.
Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.
by The Creamery September 9, 2011
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Super Dan Cleavered

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Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.
Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered
by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020
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Creamers

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An endearing term Genesse Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. Creamers are beloved for their smooth taste, affordable price, effective alcohol content, and numerous medals (so many). Creamers could potentially stop the spread of AIDS, end world hunger, and prevent overpopulation if more people simply slammed creamers, not bitches. A traditional creamer comes in a shiny aluminum can which adds a touch of class to any social situation; however, creamer bottles have garnered attention at recent formal funtions.
"Yo senn, I just finished my African American Lit class! Want to slam a case of delicious creamers to the face?" - Hovan
"Yeah, I could do a casual-creamer Friday." - Diez

(2.5 Hours & 30 creamers later. LCA 2nd Floor Hallway. Hovan and Diez shirtless and charging each other at full speed.)

"Creamers! Creamers! Creamers!" - Hovan
"Creamers! Creameer! Creamers!" - Diez
"Meats!" - Diez
"Spiced Meats!" - Hovan
by Loul Dang December 10, 2006
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cleveland creamer

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A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 6, 2009
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creamed

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Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.
"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."
by Jefferson October 5, 2002
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Creamed

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Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.
You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!
by Swoddie March 25, 2009
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