The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
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An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.
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"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."
by Rebecca S. May 25, 2004
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Cranstonite 1 - "I can't believe that the same guy who was the dad on Malcolm in the Middle just dominated two guys in an SUV and then executed the one guy that was still alive."
Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."
Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."
Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."
Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."
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by desmond the great February 6, 2003
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If you're passionate about trucks, farms, and/or organic food... move to Craftsbury -- you'll have a ball.
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