cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

Chaffster

a person who has great affection for a girl he has never met and is willing to travel to her city and stay at her house

The Chaffster is coming to Adelaide from Perth to see her

by ze chaff June 14, 2010

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crankster

when a gangsta does alot of crank or meth, crankster. from the words "crank" and "gangster". when he settrips well he's gacked.

when he does crank he settrips, damm crankster.

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

Crabster

A nick name for pubic lice among celebrities.

Did you get the crabster last night?

by thecrabster December 4, 2009

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014