keifer's definitions

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

sutherland

To pee in someones butt. Also known as the golden enema.

damn that was a bad night i think i got a sutherland.

by Keifer January 13, 2006