Definitions by keifer

crasterbate 

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

crasterbate by keifer May 8, 2008

sutherland 

To pee in someones butt. Also known as the golden enema.

damn that was a bad night i think i got a sutherland.

sutherland by Keifer January 13, 2006