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fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.
Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible
by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012
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Craigasm

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.
hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!
by Escape_The_Fate_<3 May 21, 2011
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Catgasm

When you fucking cum because you love cats so much.
"Chris loves LOLcats so much, the picture of the day gave him a catgasm!"
by Thrashin January 6, 2008
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CHATGASM

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)
SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.
by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009
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Catgasm

Pleasure resulting from stimulation to a hair-covered part of the body, usually the head. Very common among cats (hence the name).
Person 1: "Ha ha, your cat's having a catgasm."

Person 2: "Um... That's a boy cat."

Person 1: "Oh..."
by MUZYK September 1, 2006
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crapgasm

The result of a blumpkin.
Oh my gosh, when Jeannie gave me that blumpkin, I managed to crap and orgasm at the same time. I have to tell you, there's nothing quite like a crapgasm.
by Gwartron August 9, 2010
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Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009
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