crack cock

The unusually flaccid penis a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. This is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily horny (see also blue balls)

A similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack cunt.

"I have crack cock so bad I stood at the urinal for five minutes and only pissed a single drop."

by ariesjow August 24, 2005

CrackSock

The all mighty big titty goth gf!!! Usually tall, asexual, and a meme goddess.
It is also a euphemism for for women who send dick pics back

Bro did you see cracksock's latest post on ig?
Or
That girl I was messaging turned out to be a cracksock.

by Real Hentai Fapper Supreme June 17, 2018

crabknocker

A dumb ass nigga who steps on shit

The crabknocker step on the dogs droppings

by Crabknocker September 7, 2016

crackccident

an accident you have whilst on crack

dude i dropped and smashed this big ass fruit bowl last night .. it was a crackccident

by boogadan May 2, 2019

Crackjack

Verb
-to hijack someone's game of TriviaCrack and choose the wrong answer

John: Hey! I know that one.
*Takes Ken's phone and answers "50" to the question "How many stars were on the original American flag?" Gets the question wrong.*
Ken: Hey why'd you crackjack me man!?!

by mrmojorising71 December 21, 2014

crackfuck

I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.

While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.

by Alexia January 31, 2005

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003