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CrackJack 

(Crr-Ack-Ja-Aack)
Noun.
Refers to someone rediculously immature,stupid,or just plain out retarted.
Dude we went to chruch with my girlfriend and my brother was acting like a total "crackJack",I was totally ruined.
CrackJack by mxxx August 5, 2008

crackjack 

a word meaning okay;also used for crackhead
maya:do you wanna go to the mall?
anna:crackjack!
crackjack by maya April 4, 2003

Crackjack 

A crackhead of Australian origin. Typically possessing skin of a lighter hue.
Look at that "Crackjack".
Crackjack by Dr.Rimpldfloorskin March 15, 2025

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown 

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other
Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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