The Covid 19

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.

I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

by artfulmessterpiece March 18, 2020

Covid-38

A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.

Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.

Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.

by a_fool March 25, 2020

COVID-15

The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.

Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15

by One of Many March 13, 2020

Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

Covid Check

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.

Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."

by chubby choo choo January 25, 2021

COVID-19

The biggest cockblock in history

Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19

by Fluorescent Adolescent May 12, 2020

Covidhead

Slang for the feeling of being entirely overtaken, mentally and emotionally, by stress due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

Now that we have surpassed 100,000 dead, the US is suffering with a severe mass case of unrelenting infectious Covidhead.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020