CODtard

Someone who does not know any first person shooter game outside of Call of Duty and refuses to accept that it is merely a run of the mill, dry shooter.

May also apply to someone who only plays Call of Duty and says they are a gamer.

Guy1: OMGLOL COD4 is teh best game EVAR, ur Haff Life is shit.
Guy2: Fucking CODtard

by Wrathsputin April 30, 2011

custard chugger

Traditionally slang reference to homosexual men but has evolved and used to describe women as well.

He is a custard chugger. She is a custard chugger.

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

blue veined custard chucker

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

Custard Nazi

Someone that is a total bitch about the way custard is made.

' you should use a microwave, I always use a microwave, you're doing it wrong, I'll do it'

'you're such a custard nazi'

by TheFullTruth April 18, 2013

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006