carpeting

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

by Saaame June 18, 2017

consenting

It has the meaning of accepting, where the two sides accept the situation.

A: They're divorcing.
B: Is it a consenting divorce?
A: I don't think so.

by Franroth June 18, 2017

Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't

Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016

The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020

coasting the chadwag

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.

" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"

by hoboc October 30, 2006

Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

by LordNastius November 29, 2009

Cornering

Cornering (v): The act of lying down and wrapping one's body around a right angle. The person should fully extend their legs and arms in attempt to be "one" with the angle itself. Right angles can include but not limited to: walls, statues, buildings, furniture, curbs, or anything that could potentially be swaddled.

Man, Jordan was cornering so well we thought he was actually part of the wall.

by jspensir July 8, 2014