Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

coochiegator

a game that you play with a gatorade bottle, da bro’s, and some cooch. you slide the bottle across the table and who ever gets it the closest to the edge without it falling gets the cooch of their choice.

Brad: aye bro we boutta play some coochiegator
Chad: well i’m boutta take this dub and i’m gonna get the cooch of the hannah

by masterwaster April 11, 2020

cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!

Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"

by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008

Catching Fire

Starting a fire through rubbing wood vigorously.

I jack off so hard to J Law I'm shocked I'm not catching fire...

by flockit March 14, 2015

LSU Coaching

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

by curbyfit January 18, 2012

clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

on ice clothing

New clothing brand that is expected to rival Supreme, Bape, and Gucci.

Y’all niggas bouta cop that new ON ICE Clothing shit?

by Dab ayy lmao May 22, 2019