n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others
'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.
by wilkins19 January 16, 2010
Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.
by DKFresh June 29, 2010
An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
by The Infinitely Prolonged July 27, 2010
To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
by Reilly Clarence Parkes September 04, 2016
by Cooty Clinty November 11, 2003
by minderella January 09, 2005
Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!
Other: Man, you're such a coots!
by Zen march January 25, 2012