untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Contact wait out

"Contact, wait out" is a term military personel use over the radio to report enemy sightings/attacks. "Contact" means that the enemy has been identified or that you have already been attacked. "wait" means that you have no time to explain the situation right now. "out" means that you are about to end transmission and will call back later.

*Huge explosion*
Lieutenant: Holy shit, call it in!
Radio operator: This is Mike November 4, contact wait out!

by puje October 19, 2009

penisary contact

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

connt out

to drink excessively resulting in missing out on fun things that happen during nights out

"Pete was so smashed last night he managed to connt out while we crashed that rooftop party!"

by bradcam November 1, 2016

COINTELPRO

A long-term law enforcement campaign led by the FBI, and, supported by police intelligence units (formerly known as "Red Squads"). COINTELPRO targets are both disliked political, as well as, criminal organizations, and their leadership. COINTELPRO relies heavily on applied behavioral psychology. It seeks to maximize internal factionalization within targeted groups by identifying and exploiting individual member and organizational weaknesses. In Europe, COINTELPRO-style police techniques are known as "political control technologies".

The FBI's COINTELPRO against the modern anti-war movement and the animal rights movement.

by Peacefrog71 June 29, 2012

chonto

adj.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.

1 : Chonto like bull.
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!

by sampXtras August 22, 2011

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011