Consolation Prize

See "Hand-job."

Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.

by dichairBOSKET February 14, 2012

consolation

to make out in the front seats of a vehicle, yet with the inconvenience of a console getting in the way.

I was getting a little bit of consolation before he walked me to the door after our date.

by rachaeljack July 4, 2006

consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment

tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"

by | tund3 | July 24, 2008

Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011

consolation game

A game for losers.

The consolation game is the played by the two losers of the semi-finals.

by liverpool November 11, 2013

convocations

Something you do with people at night till 3 am

Convocations are being defined as this :".Like you would like have a like convocation with him cause he is like so seggsy like...yea like okay."

by WilliamTheSexyGiant September 28, 2021

Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.

Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.

by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009